8. Being Called Gay
When a straight man finds out his sexuality is in question, you’d think someone just broke into his house and murdered his dog. It’s like someone took a sledgehammer to his manhood. Basically, it’s the end of the world as he knows it.
This is completely ridiculous, for two reasons:
Haven’t you ever heard a woman say that all the good men are either taken or gay? If you come off as gay, you’re in with the ladies! So quit pouting about it, dude. You look like a pansy.
7. Periods and PMS
Once you pass the age of 18, it’s time to deal with the fact that menstrual periods occur. Women use tampons. We can’t help it, and we can’t make it go away. Yes, it’s gross! We know. We are the ones who have to look at it. But it’s a fact of life, just like smelly farts and clogged toilets.
If you want to play with the parts, you need to accept them for what they are.
And we aren’t just being over-sensitive bitches. Our bodies really are being horrible to us, and there’s nothing we can do to stop it. We’ll try not to bite your head off if you keep that in mind, instead of treating us like fire-breathing blood monsters.
Just leave some chocolate in our vacinity, tell us we look cute, and stop acting like it’s icky. Chances are that you do icky things, too. Be a man. Everything will be okay.
OMG you won’t believe that these buildings aren’t Photoshopped!
1947 Cheval Blanc ($135,125)
The 1947 Cheval Blanc has been unofficially crowned as the greatest wine of the last 100 years. While it’s not quite the most expensive wine ever made, it is regarded as possibly the best tasting Bordeaux. The good taste is ironic considering that 1947 was filled with a poor crop and hot weather that threatened the fermentation process.
1787 Chateau Lafite ($156,000)
While the actual wine in this bottle of 1787 Chateau Lafite has almost certainly spoiled, the age of the wine and owner of the bottle made it extremely valuable. The initials “Th. J.” are etched into the front of the bottle, which was the marking of President Thomas Jefferson. This was his personal bottle of wine from just after the American Revolutionary War!