The dude sews up his own wound with a needle and thread that he stores… IN HIS KNIFE. In the third Rambo installment, the guy cauterizes a wound with gunpowder and a match. Be like this.
"Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?" Detective Callahan has the sort of "shoot first and ask questions later" attitude that every man should strive for.
You are guilty of saying at least two of these phrases. Frequently.
Don’t Harass the Bartender
The bartender has a lot of work to do and a difficult environment to do it in. The last thing he or she needs is for some asshole to scream drink orders at them, bang loudly on the bar to get their attention, or take flirting one step too far by going for an ass grab.
Don’t Hog the Pool Table
If your bar of choice has a pool table or some other sort of game or equipment that must be shared by everyone in the room, don’t be a hog! Follow the rules of the bar, and don’t take up a table with the same two people for the entire night. Give other people a chance to play!
Again, not everything revolves around you. Other people want to have a good time, so don’t get in their way!