8. Being Called Gay
When a straight man finds out his sexuality is in question, you’d think someone just broke into his house and murdered his dog. It’s like someone took a sledgehammer to his manhood. Basically, it’s the end of the world as he knows it.
This is completely ridiculous, for two reasons:
- It’s not an insult to be called gay.
- If you’re secure in your sexuality, it won’t matter what people say.
Haven’t you ever heard a woman say that all the good men are either taken or gay? If you come off as gay, you’re in with the ladies! So quit pouting about it, dude. You look like a pansy.
7. Periods and PMS
Once you pass the age of 18, it’s time to deal with the fact that menstrual periods occur. Women use tampons. We can’t help it, and we can’t make it go away. Yes, it’s gross! We know. We are the ones who have to look at it. But it’s a fact of life, just like smelly farts and clogged toilets.
If you want to play with the parts, you need to accept them for what they are.
And we aren’t just being over-sensitive bitches. Our bodies really are being horrible to us, and there’s nothing we can do to stop it. We’ll try not to bite your head off if you keep that in mind, instead of treating us like fire-breathing blood monsters.
Just leave some chocolate in our vacinity, tell us we look cute, and stop acting like it’s icky. Chances are that you do icky things, too. Be a man. Everything will be okay.
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Definitely going to try these tips for my next Disney cruise! #vacay
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Chick-fil-A Classic Chicken Sandwich
A classic chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A has an astonishing 440 calories and 16 grams of fat! Once again proving that just because something is chicken, does not mean it is healthy.
Better option: Chargrilled Chicken Sandwich (Pictured). 290 calories, 4g Fat, 28g Protein.
McDonald’s Big Mac
The Big Mac has 550 calories and 29 grams of fat. There is a reason it is called the Big Mac.
Better Option: McDouble. The McDouble has the same amount of meat as the Big Mac, just less worthess bun and sauce: 390 calories, and 19 grams of fat.
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In the first recorded instance of this ever happening, a Greenland shark (which can grow up to 20 feet long) was discovered with the remains of a full grown polar bear in it’s stomach. Though scientists surmise that the polar bear may have been already dead or at least sick when the shark grabbed it, it’s still an amazing find!
In 1823, fisherman were cutting up a shark and found a large cannonball in it’s stomach. Their best guess is that the shark had eaten a person that had been murdered by having a cannonball attached to their leg to make them sink. That guy had a really bad day!
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