A great mother often puts aside her own desires in order to do what’s best for her child. Cinderella may be great at cooking and cleaning and maintaining a house, but she’s far too selfish to be a good mom!
"Mommy, I’m hungry!" "Sorry, little one. Mommy’s busy getting dressed up to go to the ball and meet her next Prince Charming! Make your own dinner."
"Mom, can you help me with my homework?" "What? I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you. I was busy daydreaming about a better life."
See the sheep in this screen shot from Disney’s ‘Beauty and the Beast’? Those would be Belle’s children, except they would be infinitely less interested in hearing her talk about her favorite book over and over again — and instead of eating a piece of a page, they’d probably set the whole book on fire.
Look how hard they have to try to get her attention! Her nose is always stuck in a book; she doesn’t have time to focus onactually parenting her kids. That’s Daddy’s job.
She Finds You Amusing
If the girl you are dating does not find you amusing, you are in trouble, because she’s only going to find you less amusing over time. If she thinks your jokes are racist, sexist or any other ‘ist’ for that matter, you should conitnue looking elsewhere for a mate.
She Tolerates Your Farts
A woman to keep around is the one that you unleash your full fury upon, and she doesn’t so much as flinch. She knows that the smells that emanate from your body cannot be held inside, and has learned to shut herself off from the pain of the stench.